Question for animal lovers?

Ok, I have a question for you PETA Pipers! I am a Botanist...a very Botanized Botanist who loves Botany. Every day...it becomes more and more apparent that PETA is crazy, but I don't have to tell you that. Ok, they say "No! Don't eat animals!"...but here's the deal, they do the same thing that they preach against! They ask...who are we as humans to set ourselves above animals? I can sorta agree with them on that, except for the fact that we have television and missiles that could blow these silly little animals off the face of the earth...I'm pretty sure we're a few rungs above them on the ladder of hierarchy. I mean even if they actually DID have sense, then they'd have enough sense to not rebell against the guys that could blow them into oblivion. I believe we have the right to munch on whatever we want...within reason of course (poisonous things can be rather fatal). And besides, here's the deal: Animal Rights Activists eat frickin' plants!!! Ok, who are we, as humans...to set animals above plants just because they have a flashy little nervous system huh?!! This really burns my biscuits! So? Venus Flytraps...or Dionaea muscipula for you Botany fans *thumbs up*...they eat things...does this mean we can't eat them? Where do you draw the freakin' line?! So the animals have a nervous system which means they can feel pain...big deal! Psst...*they don't feel things after they're dead and slowly being digested*...anywho, I have planned to form a new organization and I need members. The organization is called BAMBI (Botanists Against Misuse of Botanic Instruments) These "Botanic Instruments" are plants btw. Why are we called Bambi? Well, if you can come up with a name like PETA and expect people to take you seriously then I'd say we're good...plus after we meet our goal, people will have no problem munching on Bambi's juicy fleshmeats. Now, we meet in front of the white house tomorrow at a date which I will later set, that's the one that happens during the day. We'll be electing officers (I suggest voting for me as organization's president). I'm bringing slushies BTW, we're gonna get picket signs made from animal bones and skins instead of wood and paper. We're gonna give these animal people the wake up call of their life. We can't give in to the mistreating of plants just because they can't take up for themselves! Please join me in this battle for justice!